Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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