Buhtt sex?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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