Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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