1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I would ride that face into the sunset
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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