Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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