morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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