I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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