VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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