Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
