butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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