i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
try to milk me bitch
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