it hurts more in the daytime
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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