"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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