is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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