WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We need to get me chipped asap
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
