It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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