DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize