Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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