Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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