remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She even gives head with a lisp.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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