Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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