So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
