He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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