Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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