Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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