I am full of burrito and curiosity
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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