Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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