how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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