they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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