He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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