nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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