I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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