Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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