Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
