I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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