I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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