haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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