Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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