Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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