I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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