sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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