dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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