She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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