brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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