Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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