Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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