Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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