this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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