Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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