Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
