Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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