do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i have two assholes
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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