Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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