You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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