making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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