Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
When did angry sex become our thing?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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