Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My balls are so social today.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
this is an emotional support booty call
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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