That's intense
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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