Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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