five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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