Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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