Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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